6 Reasons Why You're Not A Famous DJ, Yet.

So, if you're not yet content with just being a resident DJ at some club or bar, and want to take it to the next level… perhaps the Guetta or Afrojack level, here are 6 Reasons You're NOT a Famous DJ Yet.

1) You Don't Produce Music
 Seriously, how many famous DJ's do not make records? Very, very few. Even then, they have some knowledge of music production. Yes, if you are rich and can afford to hire producers for you (ahem, yes there are some famous DJ's that do this) that's one way to do it… but I rather you not take that route. Because it will blow up in your face when your fans find out.

2) You Don't Produce Good Music.
So, you DO make your own songs and remixes, but still haven't got any traction? Hate to break it to you, but it has to be good. Actually, not good, but exceptional… I mean there are a lot of good sounding songs out there, however, you have to stand out from the pack. Madeon and Zedd each entered remix contests and wiped the floor with their unique sounds. You have to be on 'that' level if you want to spice up your DJ career. If you're not there, just keep practicing until you master your own sound.

3) You Produce Good Music, But No One Wants to Hear it.
You can make the most unique sounding noise, but you still have to cater to an audience. It is great that you make music for yourself, but if you want to go anywhere in today's scene, you also have to make music for that said audience. You shouldn't always be making music that's perhaps twenty steps ahead of the curve, you need to find that comfortable place where you are just one step ahead. And never be behind the curve either, then you'll just look like you're trying to be like someone else.

4) You Spend Too Much Time Thinking You're Awesome
When you're not. Even if you do become a Famous DJ you should never have an ego that big, then you'll stop learning and evolving as an artist. You'll be famous for 5 minutes, then the rest of the Dance (and now Pop) world will forget about you. You'll have to be always learning your craft.

5) You Worry You'll Never Make It
Just like any career or dream choice, stop treating it as if it's some competition. It's just life. Yes, there are a lot of aspiring DJs and producers. So what if you don't make it? Just be the best DJ and make the best music you can so you don't look back thinking "you could've done better."

6) Because Being a DJ is Overrated
Yeah, DJing itself will only take you so far. When I go to see a DJ, it's usually because they've produced some kick ass songs. And with the advent of technology, it doesn't matter if you're using CDJs, or vinyl, or a computer, we just want to see a kick-ass show with those kick-ass songs, making a kick-ass night, that is hopefully not a pre-recorded set.

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Why It Sucks to Become A DJ... Now

So you want to be a DJ?

I, for one, am not going to stop you... because you're probably awesome at it, and can make ton of money. However, over the past few years the DJ scene has exploded and the times have changed... which has made it easier and tougher to become a DJ (that's like an oxymoron). Today, I'm specifically talking about the tougher route, the glass half empty, if you will...

Here are 7 reasons is sucks to become a DJ... Now:

1) Everybody Wants to be a DJ
Yes, everybody and your mom wants to DJ. So now you have to stand out even more, to get noticed. Any DJ can mix on the one's and two's, it's where you take your audience is what's going to get you far.

2) Technology has Made it easier to DJ
This is good and bad, but mostly bad... because every idiot who downloads from iTunes thinks they can DJ since there is software that will supposedly mix for them with the push of a button (as so they think). What happened to learning to beat match properly, anyhow?

3) You Have to Stand Out More
...to get noticed as a DJ. Like I said before... you have to become unique, push the creative boundaries to rise to the top amongst the drones of other DJ wannabes.

4) More Creative Sets
Gone are the days of just sliding the fader over and mixing a song. No putting a vinyl down, cue-ing it up with your headphone, then mixing it in. That has since long been gone. You want people to remember you (and hopefully not for your crap mixing er song choice).

5) You have to Produce or Remix
To get noticed. I cant think of any of the top 20 or 50 or even top 100 DJs in the world that don't create their own songs. It doesn't technically have to be your own songs, (like song masher Girl Talk, but he already does that, so pick something different)... but it does have to be good.

6) You Have to Adapt with the Times
I'm not saying you should shudder your style if it isn't relevant, I am just saying be aware. If you are fine with heading into a style that many people aren't into, then "may the force be with you."--or whatever quote deserves to said there. Electro and Dubstep are on fire right now, but how long will that last? Trance was the huge thing few years ago. I remember Tiesto and Oakenfold were huge a few years ago (I know they're still big), and now it's like Deadmau5 and David Guetta. Anyways, that's why you notice some of the other DJs that were popular have faded away (they either switched up their style or didn't adapt the new style). Just look at the lineups for your biggest shows, and notice which DJs are top billed and used to be top billed.

7) Mainstream Music Is Over Saturated with Dance Music
This is good, in that electronic music is hitting the forefront. However, the draw back is that mainstream is starting to get sick of it, especially when most of the dance songs on the radio are not that great, or utter rip-offs of great underground dance songs. I guess it's not that bad, if you want to hear people requesting every Lady Gaga and Black Eyed Peas song. But you know what, this is where you jump in, and make a bad-ass unique song that people wont get tired of quickly.

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6 Reasons Why the Digital DJ is Taking over

6 Reasons Why the Digital DJ is Taking Over

Sorry to all you vinyl lovers, but the digital age in the DJ world has finally come and it is conquering. Set-ups like the one Hedgehog is using above, is the future; kicking turntables and possibly CDJs aside. Here are 6 reasons the Digital DJ is taking over.

1) Vinyl is Dead.
Let's face it, its pretty expensive to buy vinyl. $10 for a song? Come on... When websites like iTunes and Beatport sell higher quality mp3s these days. It's also more expensive for the underground producer to make vinyl. To add to that, where the hell do you find vinyl stores anymore? Those stores have been closing left and right.

2) Panasonic killing off the Turntable.
Well, in Japan at least. Yes, Panasonic Japan announced they will discontinue the famous Technics line of turntables and accessories(I learned to DJ on those suckers).

3) Native Instruments and Serato
These two companies have been stepping it up in the digital world. Rolling out new software and equipment (like Traktor Kontrol S4 and Numark Ns7) which are finally starting to compete against high-end equipment like Pioneer's CDJs and mixers, for a lower price. Old school DJ's argue that these products are still toys... but Native Instruments and Serato are inching closer and ready to eclipse the former. Remember when CDJs came out and hardcore vinyl DJs were in uproar over CDs? Well this is the same thing, only with midi-controllers set to steal the spotlight.

4) Pioneer CDJ 2000's
Or any of the new line of CDJs. What I'm talking about is the fact that you can stick in a USB drive into it and never have to bring CDs. The Rekordbox feature that Pioneer has associated with it allows the CDJs to act like midi-controllers and not even be used for CDs... just another step in the digital future.

5) CDs are dying.
Seriously, when the only stores you can by CDs are Walmart, Target and Best Buy, you can bet those options aren't good for a DJ. Even at those stores, the CD section is rapidly getting smaller. Yes I know CDs are digital, but even more digital is buying music online (whatever that means).

6) Everything else is Digital.
Yes, it's the digital age.

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7 Tips to Make Money DJing

7 Tips to Make Money DJing

Okay so you're starting to DJ out and wondering if there is any money in it. You eventually would like to make more money than just a free drink at the bar. Well, here are some tips on making money as a DJ.

1) Make a name for yourself
I know this is a very obvious tip, but it is true... The more people who know you as a DJ, the more work you can get. Whether this be through the songs you produce or your awesome DJ skills, making a name for yourself is one great way to get money moving for you.

2) Network
This means going out to events and networking with promoters or just people in general. Send letters, set up interviews to the bars and clubs that would most like your style of music. It's just like getting a real job, you have to go out there and apply.

3) Don't be Afraid to play Cheese music
Most people don't want to admit it, but when you drop a Pop tune with a fun beat, they'll start dancing. And alas, people are there just to have a good time anyway, so why not a little cheesy music once in a while? ---as long as it fits the vibe.

4) Get your own equipment (or have friends in which you can borrow).
Yes some bars and clubs already have good equipment set up, but if you're starting out it may be hard getting those gigs, anyhow. Plus, DJ equipment at bars, no matter how state of the art they may be, are usually worn out and missing a few knobs by the time you start spinning. Getting your own equipment can also be a huge investment, but it's a lot easier getting jobs where the promoter or event producer doesn't have to worry about those extra costs (You're like a one stop shop; "DJ... check")

5) Start Small
Okay, so you probably wont be able to play at a packed venue starting off. But you should gain experience by playing a lot of smaller events, like parties, art shows, lounges, anything that will help you understand the feedback you get from the audience. You could possibly do weddings, which pays pretty well, however, you must really have to like Pop music from the decades past, even the cheesiest ones. Also, you have to be complacent with taking requests (tips on dealing with Requests). The one good thing about DJing a wedding is that you quickly understand why certain songs make people dance, and others don't.

6) Make people Dance
Yes it's obvious, but if you're a DJ that's your job. If you make people have a great time, then they'll remember you and possibly consider you for something else. Secondly, if more people are having a good time, then the more likely they'll come back and spend money... and that makes the promoter happy. And you know who'll they'll want to DJ again? You..

7) Bring Mix CDs
If you aren't doing so... you should bring a few of your Mix CDs to the gig incase you gain a few new fans. This goes for any other type of promotional memorabilia. Who doesn't like free giveaways anyway?

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8 Ways to Make Your DJ Set Stand Out

A lot of people would be fine just spinning tunes that make people dance in a club, lounge or what have you... You, on the other hand, would like to take it to the next level. Well, here are 8 tips to take your DJ set to the next level, so you stand out from the rest.

1) Become an Entertainer
Stop thinking of yourself as a DJ and think of yourself as an entertainer. That's pretty much what a DJ is supposed to be anyway. People are there to have a good time, and you're there to provide that for them.

2) Create a Persona
When a lot of artists hit the stage, their mentality changes and they become one with the music, one with the decks, one with the instruments and so forth. They also create a different charisma from who they are in person, off stage. Sometimes the on stage presence can become iconic (Deadmau5's mouse head, Daft Punk's robots, but you don't need to have a costume). It's about creating your persona and whatever style you want the audience to grasp so that it's not just through your music but also through your presence.

3) Get some Visuals
This may be hard if you don't know how to create graphics, and especially if the clubs you play aren't fully equipped to handed visual projections. However, if you do have the time and extra money, get some visuals into your set. It does wonders. As an example: although I outgrew Tiesto's music, his visuals are damn amazing (even though he's got a lot of dough to pay for it). If you do decide to go the visual route, make sure the design fits with your persona, there's nothing lamer than visuals that don't match the music.

4) Learn about other Art
Step outside your little electronic (or whatever) world for awhile and discover other artists from other mediums. This will only help you understand yourself and find ways to make your performance better. And above all you'll appreciate all the different forms of art and why it's important.

5) Watch other Shows
Take notes of what you liked about their performances: Tiesto has that circular stage with giant graphics on the screens; Deadmau5 wears an LED mouse head while spinning tunes from tilted cube; Etienne De Crecy does his DJ set in a weird cube like contraption; The four members of Kraftwerk stands stoically in front of a laptop computer stand... You get the idea (however not everything has to be distinctly visual).

6) Learn some distinct tricks
This can either be scratching or learning how to use a certain effect really well. Now, not all DJ sets require tricks or this kind of talent, in fact, it may turn some people off to be abused by your technical prowess. However, if you understand when and where to use these tricks the better equipped you are (James Zabiela is great at this).

7) Bring an Instrument
Some instruments can become to cheesy or gimmicky, so watch out for that. As an example I've seen drums brought to a DJ set but all they did was play the beat of the track that already has a beat... So "why the hell do you need the drums anyhow?" Unless you are Travis Barker and can take drumming to a whole new level with a DJ set, just leave them at home. I am not saying drums don't work, just bring something fresh to the table. Other instruments like synthesizers and midi controllers work well, but who knows, with the right feel and creativity any instrument could work.

8) Play only your Songs
I think that is the most unique thing you could do because it is all your music... and hopefully your the only one that has them (or just the awesome hidden gems that you haven't given away). Just make sure other people than yourself like your music.

Whatever it is that you want to do, just make sure people remembered you for having a great time... And are willing to see you perform again.

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10 Tips to Becoming A FAMOUS DJ

How to Become a Famous DJ

Over the years more and more people are becoming DJs, providing more competition for you. Are you tired of this and want to become famous already? Here are key items to becoming a famous DJ.

1) Produce
And make it epic. This is the most surefire way to become a famous DJ. When you think of going to an event to see a DJ, you usually go to see them because you know their songs. Every big DJ (Tiesto, Paul van Dyk, Kaskade, Deadmau5, etc.) have awesome original material. So produce your butt off.

2) Produce Good Songs
I'm just saying this because there are a lot of hit songs that are utter crap. With that being said, producing catchy, pervasively-annoying sugar-coated songs can make you famous (if it gets into people's heads they're going to remember it). So you could make crap songs and be famous, but I would rather you make good songs and be famous. Seriously, I want to have more brain cells, not less.

3) Remix
If you're not quite there on making quality original material, then there is always remixing. There have been epic remixes that certainly have thrusted many DJs into the limelight (ie: Tiesto remixing Delerium, Eric Prydz doing Pink Floyd, Soulwax remixing Justice, MGMT).

4) Mash it Up
If you're not quite there on making epic remixes, then try your hand at mashing things up... Girl Talk got pretty famous for doing this... in fact that's all he does. However, there's already Girl Talk so try to mash-up something unique.

5) Put on an Awesome Show!
Don't just DJ... do something that will make you stand out. A DJ is a person who blends music together for the enjoyment of the audience. You want to do more than that if you want to be famous, especially for DJing. Make some awesome visuals, develop a persona, create your own ambiance and feel when you hit the stage. Whatever it is, just push a little bit more. When it comes down to it, you're there to entertain, and worrying about mixing songs together, comes second.

6) Mix Well
With that said, you should know how to mix, and your set should be smooth. I don't mind a few hiccups throughout a set, but if there's anymore than that, it shows that you haven't got the basics down first (I have seen famous producers try their hand at DJing, and they train-wrecked a lot---> lost a little respect for them).

7) Or Don't Mix at All
You could have your whole set pre-programed for all I care, as long it is entertaining and fluent (There are certainly acts these days where their whole set is pre-programmed (whom I won't name), but is offset by their amazing audio visual connection, so it doesn't matter).

8) Market Yourself
Like all things these days, you can produce utter crap music, but if you market yourself to the right audience with a wide enough target, it can propel you to stardom. This may take a lot of money and a lot of work, especially if you don't have investors behind you, but can payoff big.

9) Become a Radio or Internet DJ
This one may take a while, but if you become a regular internet DJ, and gain viewers, it'll help create some fans. Pete Tong, as an example is a very famous DJ who is known more for his stint on Radio One than for his own production and remixes... but then again there is really only one Pete Tong. On the flip side there are many internet DJs that are spawning and becoming semi-famous.

10) Date Someone Famous
Had to put this on here... but I honestly didn't know who Samantha Ronson (even though she's related to Mark Ronson) was until she dated that girl... what's here name?... oh yeah Lindsey Lohan.

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The 5 Best Music Software

The Top 5 Music Software

If you're a music producer or thinking of being one, here are the top 5 music software that you should know. Well, you don't have to know all of them, but it wouldn't hurt. Now you might say that prices aren't that bad, since Photoshop itself is around $700. However, once you add on plug-ins, instruments and audio interfaces, these prices can get pretty steep.

5) Sony's Acid Pro
Acid Pro is a pretty straight forward music creation software. The best feature is it's relatively easy time stretching capabilities (where you just drag and stretch the track that needs to be stretched) as compared to other programs. Sony also holds remix contests all the time on their Acid Planet website, although you don't need to use Acid pro to do those remixes.
Average Price: $299
Acid Pro Website

4) Propellerheads' Reason
Great music software that enables you to create almost anything. It is basically a virtual emulation of a music studio, set with a rack system of synthesizers and samplers. So if you're used to working in a music studio and want all that equipment in one giant software, Reason is the package for you.
Average Price: $399 and up
Reason Website

3) Apple's Logic Studio
Apple's Logic Pro has recently become a big player in the music industry by adding many dynamics to it, thus, directly competing with Pro Tools. Being Garage Band's big, big, brother, Logic isn't a really pick up and go kind of software, but once you know how it works, it can do a lot for you.
Average Price: $499
Logic Pro Website

2) Ableton Live
This is the huge music software for electronic musicians and DJ's. If you haven't taken this for a spin yet, Ableton Live is similar to Sony's Acid Pro, in that you can produce music. However, you can also play live sets from the music you create.
Average Price: $499 and up
Ableton Live Website

1) Digidesign Pro Tools
Well, no surprise here. The most widely used music software in the industry as well as the film industry. It is pretty much the standard. Even though music software like Ableton Live and Reason may be easier to create sounds and loops, Pro Tools is the ultimate destination to mix all those sounds you created.
Average Price: $299 and up (without audio interface)
Pro Tools Website

Other music software you might be interested in:
Cubase, Fruity Loops, Garage Band

How to Produce A Hit Song

How to Produce A Hit Song.

1) Hire Rick Rubin, David Foster, Timbaland, and Quincy Jones.

9 Reasons Why You Shouldn't DJ

9 Reasons Why You Shouldn't DJ.

So everyone wants to become a DJ these days. And it's even got you jumping on the bandwagon because it looks so glamorous and fun. Glamor and fun, huh? That doesn't sound too bad. However, before you tread down this DJ path here are 9 reasons you shouldn't become a DJ:

1) You want to be a Rock star.
DJ's aren't rock stars. Yes I do know every DJ has an inner rock star. However, if you see yourself as this huge rock star status DJ, you should just learn to play the guitar and drums. Yes, it's much more challenging to learn the guitar and drums, but that's part of what it takes to become a rock star.

2) You want to be Famous.
Similar to above. DJing itself will not make you famous. There are only a handful of DJs that are even remotely famous for their DJing, but that's mostly through a lot of hard work and time.

3) You are Famous.
I'm not gonna start bashing celebrities who become DJs... But honestly, just because you are a celebrity that doesn't mean you're a good DJ.

4) You don't know what a Train wreck is.
Yes, I've seen... er heard them all to much before. Where seemingly "I'm cool because I DJ" type of people train wreck every song they bring in. The best (or worst) part of it is that they are completely oblivious to it and continue jumping and dancing as if everything is perfect. If you can't hear you own train wrecks that is a major problem. Those people in the crowd aren't making that face because they are constipated, they just heard your 10th train wreck.

5) You have no Style.
Every DJ has a certain style of music they play. Each song they throw down fits in the grand scheme of their set. Even the good DJ's that play from all over the board can manage to make those odd songs fit in their set. However, on the flip side, I've also heard other DJ's that play random songs from every which way that it totally kills the vibe.

6) You don't listen to the Songs you DJ.
Like above, you have to know your songs. You should never play a song just because you like it. You have to listen to the song and understand where it fits in correlation to your other songs. You have to understand where you'd mix it in and mix it out, find the strenghts of the song, and... I could go on about this...

7) You think it's Easy.
Well, with technology these days it has been a lot easier (I still think people should learn how to mix the old-school way). However, even with computers and software, it's not just something you pick up and people will praise you. It takes a lot of practice and you should work hard to be good, especially since there are a lot of people that want to become DJs.

8) Easy Money.
Sure, if you can market yourself well, especially something that doesn't showcase your DJing skills (like celebrity or being a hot girl DJ), you could do decently well with not a lot of effort. However, most of those people don't get any respect. Once you build your style, niche, and have a good network of people who genuinely like the music you play... Then it will come.

9) You'd only DJ if you get paid.
You should be doing this because you like to do this. You like to make people dance and have a good time. That's it.

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9 Tips to DJ Long Sets

We all know that Armin van Buuren and John Digweed has DJ'd sets up to eight hours long. And I think I've read somewhere that Richie Hawtin and Sven Vath played a set over 20 hours. Also, I think the Guinness record is something like 116 hours. Yep, 116... Assuming you don't want to end up in the Guinness Book of Records or probably even play for an entire day here are some tips to DJ that long set.

1) Don't...
I honestly don't see the point in DJing a long set unless you're bored with your DJ life. I would rather witness an awesome two hour set (or even an hour set) than an okay two hours in an eight hour set. Most of your fans will probably only stay around for a few hours at most, anyway.

2) Eat Something...
If you are pushing towards the eight hour DJ set, then you should definitely have some snacks. DJing totally depletes your system... You don't want to keel over in the eight hour.

3) Have a Back Up DJ.
Seriously, if you DJ that long, you will get tired. And you might need a break. So if you have someone that you can trust to mix some songs (when you need to get a short rest), that would be greatly advised.

4) Know where the Bathrooms are.
Yeah, you might have to use it, especially if you've been DJing for a long time. You could always pee into a water bottle (let's hope it's not number 2, then you might have to play a long song).

5) Use Earplugs.
If you are a professional DJ, that DJ's all the time, then you might already have custom earplugs. Just take into consideration that music that loud and for a long time can't be good for your ears.

6) Get a Chair.
I don't know about you, but standing up for hours upon hours makes my legs tired. So you might want to sit down every now and then. Although, you might look like a DJ who's not really into DJing.

7) Caffeine Intake.
Always good if you need it. Just moderate it so it lasts the entire set (You don't want to have a caffeine crash during the middle of your eight hour DJ set).

8) Lay off the Alcohol.
It may be fine for shorter sets, but once the special effects of alcohol wear off, you get tired quickly. So I wouldn't suggest it unless you can handle it.

9) Don't Waste Your Big Songs too Soon.
When you have a long set you are going to play a boat load of music, so make sure you start it off right and make good use of your songs. Although, most likely, people coming into the eight hour of your DJ set probably don't know what songs you played in the beginning, and vice versa.

8 Signs It's Time to Quit the Club Scene

So You've been clubbing for a while now and it has dawned on you that "a while," is actually "a great while." Now you're beginning to wonder if the club scene is still for you, even though you love it, just like it was yesterday when you walked into your first club. Or do you? Well, here are 8 signs that it's time to quit the club scene.

1) You wonder if you've been clubbing too long.
Once that thought enters you're brain... then, yes, it is getting to that time when the club scene is getting too young for you.

2) You hate the people at the club.
I'm sorry it's true. When you once thought it was a great place full of awesome people becomes a place where annoying, sweaty people bump into you (that's never a fun realization).

3) You've seen it all.
Despite you're best efforts, you've already seen your favorite DJs and artists many times over that you're really starting to double think if you should go out again.

4) You'll only Attend if "so and so" is playing at a discount price.
When you've seen it all, you would rather just get in for a cheaper price to see the same artists that you've paid full price many times over before.

5) You'll only go if it's Free.
What's cheaper than discounted tickets? Free, of course.

6) You're old clubbing friends ask "if you still go clubbing?"
That usually means they moved on with their life, while you are still hitting up the clubs every night a week.

7) You're The Oldest one in the Room.
Kinda says it all.

8) You stopped Dancing long ago.
What happened? You got old? You've become no fun? It's pretty lame if you go to dance clubs and not dance.

5 Types of Idiots that Request Songs When DJing

So you've been DJing for a while now, and you notice people having a good time. Then, there are those select few, that come up to your DJ booth and request songs. Now, not all requests are bad... some people actually have good requests. However, there are others that just wont quit until they have it their way. Don't let it get you down, and don't let it blow your night just because of a few people. So as promised from my How to Deal with DJ Requests article, here are the worst types of people that requested songs while DJing.

1) The Bitchy, Stuck-up Pop Princess (also in male form).
You know the one... When you play dance music, like I do, they automatically ask for anything from Britney Spears or Beyonce. And when you don't have it, they make a fit about it. Saying something like, the "DJ is mean," just because you don't have pop music or wont play it.

2) The Not Hip, Not in Shape, Older Lady.
She is that one person that can't seem to dance to your music at all, even though the rest of the dance floor is packed. She requests a song that has, in no way, anything to do with what's going on. Often says, "Can you play something I can dance to?" And her requests are so vague like something slow and disco-ish. Whatever the hell that means. And you come to later realize, that "slow" means not anything you can work up a sweat, but more like a Prom dance ballad. As if...

3) The Hip Hop Bro.
This guy actually isn't all that bad... if it wasn't for the fact that you're not playing Hip Hop. Usually, he'll just ask you once, and be cool that you don't have it, then move on. There's always one of these guys at every party you play, no matter what type of music you're playing. Just a reminder.

4) The Not Cool Lady that Won't Give Up.
She is the lady that will request a song that you don't have and get mad, then run off into the crowd only to return a few minutes later to request another song that you don't have. She'll get mad again, then go back into the crowd, then come back a few minutes later... You get the point. This will continue throughout the night until you bitch her off. Or you could just ignore her.

5) The Dumb Drunk Douche That Wants it His Way.
My Favorite. He will come up to you and request a song that is totally the opposite of what you're playing, and if you don't have it, he doesn't care. He well tell you "to make it happen." And when he notices you have a computer, he'll demand you download the song while you are playing, even though there is no internet service available. Or he will ask you to get someone to go to the record store and buy it. Then he will go on and on about how you're not a cool DJ for not having this song and shout out falsified facts like "this group's album sold over a million copies this week", even though you read the Billboard charts and it wasn't even in the top two for the week. So at this point you must retain yourself from punching the lights off of this idiot, as you know the rest of the crowd is enjoying the dance floor.

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13 Tips on How to Deal With DJ Requests

So you've made it this far, DJing at a party, and you notice everything is going well, until you get that special person who requests a song that you don't have. Here are thirteen tips on how to deal with DJ requests.

1) Requests are rude... plain and simple. Unless you are a wedding DJ, or at a school dance, or at a radio station... requests are rude. It's like saying "I don't tell you how to do your job, so don't tell me how to do mine." Most clueless morons don't understand this concept because they think the DJ is a jukebox for their own leisure.

2) All requests aren't all that bad... Especially when the song request fits in the genre that you are playing. It does give you an idea of what the crowd wants and as a DJ, you should also play off the crowd, but in your style.

3) You have their song. If you do have the song they request, then think about playing it later.Perhaps when it best fits in your DJ set. Don't drop it immediately as your next song because you don't want them to think that you'll do anything they'll say.

4) You don't have their song. If you don't have that song, politely reply that "you don't have it." or "you have it, but just not with you."

5) Don't take it personally if you don't have their song. Cause no one wants a stuck up, hissy-fit DJ. That one clueless person that requested a song could be the owner of the club or someone of importance, so you might want to keep a good composure.

6) Idiots that just wont give up. If they keep hassling you, still be polite. Yes, you will encounter different levels of request idiots. (I remember this one drunk dude who kept going on and on about me playing a mainstream metal-pop song, which I didn't have and when I was obviously playing house music. I still kept denying his requests as politely as possible even though I wanted to punch him in the face. Eventually he went away.) (I might actually write a full blog on that situation because there is a lot more to that story... And here it is... Click Here for the 5 Idiots that request songs)

7) Can you play something that I can dance too? This one is a trick request. Especially, since you see the dance floor bangin, and it's just this one person who can't get into the groove. I'd say ignore this person, but also be polite about it. Unless of course, this person specifically requests a song you have and it would fit the vibe of the dance floor. However, in the case of a vague request like this, I'd say there will be no pleasing this person and move on.

8) Can you give a Happy Birthday shout out to me! Say, "I don't have a mic, sorry." You could bring a mic if it's your set up, and in case the person who threw the party actually needs to use it, but no one else. So keep it hidden. Besides, most of these idiots don't know that most high end headphones have a mic in them, anyway.

9) Blatantly advertise "no requests." You could wear a shirt that says "no requests" or have a sign that says "I don't take requests." Haven't tried this one yet, however.

10) Get a middle man. Yeah, get a bouncer, or manager, or a tough skinned friend that stands between you and the people. This is especially good since it keeps you focused on what you're doing and not on trivial futile requests.

11) Accept the fact that you won't please everyone. No matter where you are, there is going to be that one individual that doesn't like the songs you are playing and wants something else.

12) Play what you're booked for. You're booked to play this certain type of music, that's why you're playing it. Seriously, don't stray to far away from music you've been booked to play. Even when some douche wants you to play a song from a completely opposite genre.

13) Acceptable Requests. The only real acceptable time for requests is beforehand. Like if you're playing at a someone's birthday party and that person requests a certain song to be played that night. This way you can buy that song beforehand and get it ready for the party in case you don't have it. If it's a long list, then make sure you are definitely getting paid.

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8 Things to Remember When DJing a Party

So you have finally graduated from the bedroom DJ and now looking forward to DJing at your first party. Well, here are eight things to remember when you DJ your first party.

1) Prepare your set. Make sure the event or party that you are DJing at, welcomes the music that you play. You don't want to show up at the party and all you have is electronic house music, when they really want hip hop (I've been there, although to my credit, they did ask for dance music before hand).

2) Don't Over Prepare your set. Seriously, don't plan your entire set before hand. Just get a sense of when and what songs you definitely want to spin. The audience will tell you the rest.

3) Start off slow. I don't mean slow as in boring, but usually when you begin the night you don't want to use your biggest dance songs right up front. Especially if the the night is still young and the dance floor is still empty. The crowd has to warm up first and so should you.

4) Keep it safe at first. Use songs that you know and are very familiar with, so it eases you into a rhythm, making you feel more comfortable. Then, slowly push the envelope if you must.

5) Watch Your Audience. This is important because you don't want to unload a crazy electro, Justice mash up, when everyone is lounging around and sipping martinis. You're audience will tell you what music will fit the vibe of the place.

6) Listen to Requests. But you don't have to take them. When you DJ at a party people will come up to you and request crazy songs that have nothing to do with your set or style of music. Just beware and don't take it personally. If you have the song they requested, and it fits the vibe of what you're playing, then play the song later (Click Here for more on how to deal with requests).

7) Sound System Shock. You'll notice some songs go over well, and some actually going over really well. This is where you'll notice the big anthems, get even bigger. Then you'll also notice that some songs that you thought were good, didn't really go over as well as you expected.

8) Drink Alcohol. Actually I wouldn't advise it. If you need to defeat those nerves when you DJ at your first party, just jump up and down or do warm ups like what players do before a game. Just do anything that will "psych" you into the zone, to take you away from how crappy a DJ you really are (just kidding). Alcohol may help calm you down a little, but just be sure to only drink a little or else... you can guess what could happen.

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9 Tips on How to Beat Match

So you want to be a DJ? One of the first things you have to learn is how to beat match a record, er actually two records. Maybe you are using are all digital programs, like using Ableton Live or Native Instrument's Traktor, where you can just sync it. However, you still should learn how to beat match. It is one of the essential things to becoming a DJ. I use Trakor Scratch with CDJs now days (I know I've gotten lazy), but have learned to beat match with vinyl. So here are a few tidbits to keep in mind:

1) It's probably easiest to start with two of the same songs on both decks. Usually a "four to the floor" house track suits the best type of music (I actually found it easy to learn with hard house type of music, I'm not sure if that style of music is still around though).

2) When you're first learning, don't use the headphones... just use your regular speakers.

3) Count the beats. Since most dance music is 4 by 4, just count the ones, twos, threes, and fours, till the song comes naturally. In fact, I still count the beats on some songs that I play because sometimes the melody starts on an off beat and it can throw you off (You don't have to worry about this till later). It also might help to tap your foot, or dance if you have to. Just get into the music, it helps.

4) If you are using a DJ program to learn (I think you really shouldn't), please don't look at the BPM counters and match it accordingly (you're just gonna cheat yourself in the long run). Before you can do that, you should match it by ear first. Only until you are confident enough to beat match records and do a whole set (more than once) all in sync and in front of people, then you can graduate and be lazy like the rest of us.

5) Make sure that when you mix in the next record, you cue them on the one beat, as most songs are created this way (but I guess if you're just beginning, it would be good first to get any beats to line up).

6) When changing tempo of the opposite record, and you don't know how fast or slow the record is (in relation to the one that's playing) slide the fader all the way to the end, then scale it back. It saves time from having to keep nudging it a little, and a little more. This part takes time, but the more you learn, the faster you'll get at this.

7) If one track is slightly moving faster or slower than the other while you are mixing, try to use the tempo control instead of squeezing the turntable nipple thing (there's got to be a better word for that). You may notice a very abrupt tempo change if you squeeze the nipple (very noticeable when there is an upfront melody playing), instead opt for a smooth change by using the tempo control.

8) When you first put your headphones on, it can be daunting to hear two different tracks playing at different rhythms in your head. You just have to keep on listening as to what drum beat is from what track and so forth. This part takes time and practice.

9) Practice. Practice. Practice. You've learned how to beat match, but you still have a long way to go. Just keep practicing till you get the songs to always be perfectly in sync (or close to it). No DJ was created overnight.

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Tips on How to become a Superstar DJ

So you want to become a superstar DJ? Make it to the big time? You want you're name to be embroidered in that super club in Ibiza or Miami? Getting bored of just jockeying in your bedroom? Well, here are some tips for the perseverant newbie that wants to break out of the bedroom and into the club atmosphere.

1) Learn to Mix if you already haven't (Obvious tip I know, but some people don't know how to mix songs and want to DJ). Check out Beat Matching Tips.

2)Network. Go to your favorite clubs, bars, lounge, and chat up the people. Be friendly and get to know the staff or promoters. Notice if your style of music would match the vibe of the place.

3) Make a mix CD. When you network, you obviously need a calling card. They won't just let any hibbity-whoo spin in their club without hearing any of their stuff. Make sure you keep it in your style. If you've never made a mix CD don't throw in every song you've ever liked (Unless of course that is your style).

4) Practice anywhere. Well almost anywhere that will let you. If you can't get into the clubs, how about friends' parties, maybe even work parties, or show openings. Some of these will probably be painful, but sometimes it's an experience to learn from(ie: "Do you have the new Britney?"). You'll start to notice which songs hit and which ones don't (even when you have to drop a very annoyingly cheesy song to get the crowd going). Remember, you are a DJ because you want to liven the crowd not necessarily to go off and do your own thing. Or at least you are not there yet.

5) Produce and remix songs. Do you know a superstar DJ that doesn't produce his or her own music? Exactly. Get down with the programs, and start learning how to create or remix music. Making a great remix is a surefire way to get noticed. When I mean great, I mean maximum exposure great. Look at Tiesto, his remix of that Delerium/Sarah McLachlan song shot him straight to the top. As for producing, Justice's Cross album made them a phenomenon. Now, they are booked across the board, DJing tons of events. I saw their name top billed in Southern California like 5 or 6 times this past year. Acidplanet holds contests all the time. You can also do bootleg remixes, I am not telling you to do this, but there have been many famous bootleg remixes that were so great that labels signed off on it (after some agreenment over payment of course). Danger Mouse did a bootleg remix of that entire Jay-z album. Some say, it became more popular than the actual album, thanks to the digital age.

6) Attend major events like NAMM or Winter Music Conference and network your balls off. Make sure you have your marketing material with you. After all, you are spending all that money to be there, it would be retarded if you didn't bring any promotional items.

7) Niche. Niche. Niche. There's a billion trance DJs and house DJs. What sets you apart from the others? Make sure you have a definitive style, not just trying to be a clone of someone else. Especially make sure your style brings people to the dance floor (bedtime sleepy music isn't going to cut it).

8) Get on the internet. Promote yourself, blog, Myspace, Facebook get the promotion going.

9) Get on the air. If you can get your material to radio DJ's like BBC's Radio One, or even internet radio would be a huge step. If you are in Los Angeles, KCRW might be worth a try.

10) Perseverance. If you still haven't made it big after being successful in all these tips. Then well, it's either your DJing sucks or your music does. It's time to hang up those turntables. You just have to keep working harder to get to the audience that suits you. You have to gain an audience over time, not over night.

That's all the tips I have for now. Now get out there and become a Superstar DJ. Just give me my 10 percent for following my advice. That's all I ask.

Bonus: Once you make it, you have to work on your signature hand move. You can do the god-like hands in the air, or the one finger in the air, or maybe make a heart with your hands together. Oh wait that's all taken.

QUIZ: Are You Ready to DJ?
13 Tips on How to Deal with Requests
10 Tips to become a FAMOUS DJ
9 Tips on How to Beat Match
8 Tips to Remember When DJing a Party
5 Idiots that Request Songs

Top 10 iPhone Tricks for DJs

What a coincidence this is (follow up an iPhone blog with yet another one)... Beatport has just put up an article about the top 10 tricks you can do with the iPhone for DJs. Ever wondered, when DJing at a gig, what the hell to do with that damn iPhone? Well, here you go...

You can go to the Beatportal site to view the full article.

Or you can just read down below for the breakdown of the top 10.

1. Contact info email template.
2. Gig announcements and flyers.
3. Custom ring tones.
4. Google maps = lifesaver.
5. Address book essentials on the road.
6. Rescue tracks.
7. Duly noted.
8. Stupid calendar tricks.
9. Uploading gig pics on the fly.
10. Music web sites.